blackcoffee-lobsterclaws:

blackcoffee-lobsterclaws:

MC, slightly disheveled, entering the palace: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Julian, following behind and grinning smugly: I’m things.

Act two

Asra, entering the palace as well: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Lucio, following behind noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

lazyvoyager:

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Doodled a daddy

generalgrievousdatingsim:

are my prophetic visions a joke to you

Julian: since its impossible to tell when the middle of my life is
Julian: so, I've decided to just have an ongoing crisis

shroomfucker:

with these videos combined you can learn how to destroy anything

cuddyclothes:

sixpenceee:

One of the most interesting building!! Zaandam,Netherlands!!                          

THIS IS REAL

dailysassfromshego:

dumbbitchasaurus:

fierce-katzchen:

They tried it

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Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

Oooof

shesaysisweartoomuch:

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

uhh-im-not-me:

it gets better

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razorfangz:

images that make you go eeeehehehhehehehehehhehe

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motive11331:

lesbianplanetpluto:

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

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slugspoon:

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laundry day

winneganfake:

deadgodjess:

nerdlingwrites:

ed-longshanks:

just boys bein boys

When they talk about boys being boys, this is the kind of dumb ass, 4-guys-sharing-1-brain-cell nonsense they should be referring to.

“Okay that’s cool but how do they plan to deal with stopping…?”

“…”

“Ah. I see. They didn’t.”

Oh damn. There’s sound. You’ll want that on.

winsbuck:

Julian + Modern AU + Tattoo  (as i promised)

Asra / Nadia 

tchaikovskaya:

literally the canine version of this

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tempurafriedhappiness:

when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i…don’t know what is lmao